Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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