You work out of a Hotel?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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