She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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