so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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