how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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