This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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