and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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