? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
wakey wakey hands off snakey
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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