I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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