I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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