awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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