i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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