Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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