Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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