So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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