I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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