So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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