hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
