Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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