What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So much rum. So many feels.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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