with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
