It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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