Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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