To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Randomize
