im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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