I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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