I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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