Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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