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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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