i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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