I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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