i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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