did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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