Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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