I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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