ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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