More tranny stories later!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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