I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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