And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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