I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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