I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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