my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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