whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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