No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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