Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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