what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
