I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We are all done wearing pants today
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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