She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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