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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just had sex on a roof
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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