It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
