Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
