Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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