It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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