I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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